
N Political columnist Helen Thomas is: Boobie Waffletushie. N Osahma bin Laden is: Poopsie bin Applecootie. N Iraq’s President, Saddam Hussein: is Gidget Chickenfanny. N Bill Clinton and Hill Clinton are now: Boobie and Boobie Liverchunks. N Ronald Reagan is now: Zippy Girdlepants. N Farah Fawcett is now: Loopy Appleface (Loopy, ain’t that the truth?) He is now: Pinky Wafflebuns.Īnd, since I’m picking on the company owners: I predict things are going to get a little confusing around Chez Chickenshorts. Shamus and Sean, based on the third letter plan, are both Poopsie. So, Jen and I are now Zippy and Zippy Chickenshorts. So, with the name Don (and Jen), the third letter is ‘N.? The handy Poopypants Chart says those who have ‘N? as the third letter of their first name will now be called Zippy. To determine our new first names, we had to use the third letter of our given names. We Chickenshorts are kindly bunch, so I don’t think he’ll mind much. I’m thinking about loading up the family into the old jalopy and giving cousin George (Goober), Jr., a visit from his po? relations from the north. As a matter of fact, Chickenshorts have sat in the White House as President of the United States, not just once, but twice. Chickenshorts is a very noble and proud name.

The name chart uses certain letters from your real name to substitute your new name.Īnd, I think the names we, Don, Jen, Shamus and Sean Rush have been assigned actually tells a lot about our clan - which is now Clan Chickenshorts. In the book the evil Professor Poopypants forces everyone to assume new names, based on some sort of a diabolical name chart. Apparently, some dude named Dav Pilkey wrote a children’s book called Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants.

Thanks to a handy guide e-mailed to my dear wife, Jen. I take that back, we have changed our names. It must have been that the name Don Rush had no pizzazz. All that big late 1970s and early 1980s hair topping those Clarkston High School girls? heads, and I had no dates. And now that I think about it, it’s no wonder I couldn’t get a date in high school. That’s only seven letters and only two syllables. Yep, happy days are here again! We’ve come to the conclusion the Rush name is boring.Ĭome on, take a moment and think about it: We’re shaking things up and gonna get rid of those midwinter blues. Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.It’s the dawn of a new day in Casa de Rush. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior. Overusing our search engine with a very large number of searches in a very short amount of time.Using a badly configured (or badly written) browser add-on for blocking content.Running a "scraper" or "downloader" program that either does not identify itself or uses fake headers to elude detection.Using a script or add-on that scans GameFAQs for box and screen images (such as an emulator front-end), while overloading our search engine.

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